#NerdsUnite: Miami ... night two (this town is FREAKING NUTS!!)
Hello again from Miami friends. I'm here actually for a date. My SECOND one this week in Miami which is completely random and weird, BUT I'm going with it.
He even bought me a shirt like the last dude. Look at this epic-ness ...
I thought this photo was ABSOLUTELY high-larious btw (even texting it to my parents) until I realized that my hair covers the arrow that shows that I'M not a hooker, but the fact that my date is.
Humor lost. Sad panda, Friel.
Either way, anytime I'm out and about I actually take notes on my iPhone to help me remember exactly every bit of everything that I am experiencing.
In an effort to be even more transparent I thought why not just publish these things?? Not only do they help me remember the story but the shit that DIRECTLY comes out of other peoples mouths is never not interesting.
Here is Miami so far ...
And here is a previously unpublished pic ...
I'm genuinely too old for this shit now, but my producer hat is lit and clearly in the very near future I am going to send another lifecaster down here to document their adventures.
This. Scene. Is. Wild.
Either way, I am now en route to literally the biggest gay party promoters event tonight - and the first 100 people there get a gift bag. He's sponsored by some crowd that has a cup built into underwear to make your penis look bigger; I'm thinking this is the gay man's version of the wonder bra but I'M REALLY EXCITED!!! I want to get a pair and put them on!!!!
Date just texted me ... gotta jet. Good shit, nerds. Good ... good ... shit.
Rock on!