#FileUnder: Things that keep me up at night ...

 

It's SOOOO FREAKING TRUE!! I hate hate hate it when you click on YouPorn or RedTube and that shit is in an entirely other language. I need the story, it's the only way I'm good to uh, go!!! 

Fail. Epic epic fail. 

#sigh

PS. Speaking of porn, I do have a voicemail on youtube from Ron Jeremy. He's such a creeper mcgee!!

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