Fun with #OKCupid: 3 different emails ... 3 different responses

First up, if you haven't read my OKC profile - you can check it out over yonder. Might make some sense to the things guys reply to, haha. But for reals, these are all actual emails I've received in the last 48 hours, and my actual responses back to them. It is through this transparent experience that I hope you all can take away some knowledge on what works and what doesn't in the hopes of making your online dating experiences that much more fanschmastically awesome. YAYYYY ONLINE DATING YAYYY!!! K ... cool ... here we go ...

Wow - a lot going on here ... haha! First up, thank you! Ben is a really rad mothafucka, stoked for the future. This guys profile is a riot. He's new to LA, a bit all over the place, but looks like a lot of fun. He's got a genuine smile, and has this as one of his profile pics ...

Creepy and awesome all rolled into one.

I'm also VERY much a no BS kinda person. I'm ALWWAAYYYSSS game to meet people, and this guy asked. Not mad at it, I'll give him a hug for a drink!

Actual response: Hey man - thanks for the love. Sure, I'm game to kick it. Sunday Funday work for you?

No words ... there are no words for how bad this is.

Actual response: None

This email is GREAT! He kept it super simple pulling one detail from my profile and asking to elaborate. We are already matched pretty high - so that's rad. Not mad at this ... but see dudes, it's THIS easy to get a female to respond.

Keep. It. Simple. Stupid!

Pick one detail from her profile, and ask her to elaborate like this guy did.

Actual response: absolutely! want to do a HALO next!

Happy online dating nerderinos!!

Click here to view my OKC profile. Hit me up ... but not all Tina Turner style, cause like, that would hurt.

#kbye