I'm an #ophiuchus - WTF is that?

Alrite, so I've been stirring over the whole astrological thing for about an hour now.

Dude, I have an ENTIRELY NEW SIGN!!!!!!

I'm like this whole new person, how did all those fortune tellers miss it?

For reals ... haha thank goodness I have no attachments, so I'm totes mcgotes ready to welcome this newness in my life. Here are the new signs according to date: 

ARIES = APRIL 19 - MAY 13
TAURUS = MAY 14 - JUNE 19
GEMINI = JUNE 20 - JULY 20
CANCER = JULY 21 - AUG 9
LEO = AUGUST 10 - SEPTEMBER 15
VIRGO = SEPTEMBER 16 - OCTOBER 30
LIBRA = OCTOBER 31 - NOVEMBER 22
SCORPIO = NOVEMBER 23 - NOVEMBER 29
OPHIUCHUS = NOVEMBER 30 - DECEMBER 17
SAGITTARIUS = DECEMBER 18 - JANUARY 18
CAPRICORN = JANUARY 19 - FEBRUARY 15
AQUARIUS = FEBRUARY 16 - MARCH 11
PISCES = MARCH 12 - APRIL 18

I was born on December 8th, so my new sign is Ophiuchus ... I don't even know how to pronounce that. It's a snake charmer ... I have DEFINITELY charmed a few snakes in my time ... bwahahaha!!

Ophiuchus is also known as Serpentarius

Personality Traits:

Extremely curious
Open to change
Sexually magnetic
Extremely jealous
Passionate
Good-humored
Irresponsible
Explosive temper
Rebellious
Secretive
Egotistical
Noncommital
Has a thirst for knowledge

Hmmm curious, open to change, sexually magnet? ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY!

Jealous? Nope - love love love pours from the heart.

Passionate - UH YES! Good humored, sounds a bit relative ... but why not?

Irresponsible? Meh, maybe. Just on things I'm passive about.

Explosive temper? Not really. I very very VERY rarely raise my voice. But sure, on a long enough fuse, I have a temper.

Rebellious? Oh ABSOFREAKINGLUTELY!

Secretive ... not possible.

Egotistical - I definitely can be. I'm learning to tone it down, its all part of maturity and coming into your own skin.

Noncommital with a thirst for knowledge? Am I looking in the mirror?

#nerdsunite