That #Nerdy Chick wants to get laid

I am not even frustrated in my pursuit in finding a dude, I'm just very literally about to give up. OKC is great, I love it ... hahaahaha the content that is provided from that site is straight up brilliant! But alas, after months on it ... I am still single.

I am a STRONNGGGG believer in the art of creation, and with direct intent and focused energy anything can be possible. Why is it that I can do that in every aspect of my life except for when it comes to finding a mate? So fucking frustrating. I don't really believe in types, or thinking that you know you know what you want. Any time in my life I've ever thought I knew something, I didn't. I have learned go with the flow of it all ... that being said, I am also a horny bitch, and one that needs to get laid.

I like free spirits. You kinda have to be a bit of a wackadoodle noodle to understand the things that I'm into. I love love love my spirithood, being barefoot, and being as naked as possible, always.

I like people that just "get it." We really do create our own reality, we really do become our own thoughts, etc. I live life like that every single day ... I'm tired of being the teacher to dudes. In someone that I want to date, I want them to already know these things and open my own mind up more ... this constant exploration physically and mentally is a HUGE HUGE HUGE turn on.

As far as looks go, I dunno ... I'm attracted to some very weird looking blokes - but I will say that confidence is HUGGEEEEE with me. Own your shit! I can smell fear from a bajillion trillion miles away, and its a big turn off. I get a chance to feel and explore so many things, and it makes me sad that I don't have anyone to share them with. You'd have to understand what I do, and that most people find it to be either oddly interesting, or flat out weird. I'd like to think I am respectful when I am out and about and not on my phone too much, but if I had one thing to save in this world (this site or you), understand HANDS DOWN EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. you will lose. So, don't try. I work a lot, so please have a lot of your own everything going on as to not be bored. Plus, I find it incredibly inspiring hearing about other peoples hustles. Shared experiences ... I loves 'em!

This is my baby ... this is my world ... I'm incredibly incredibly incredibly flexible and easy going ... but I'm also intolerant when it comes to things I don't like. If we don't hit it off, I will walk away, and have no problem doing so. It doesn't mean you weren't a fabulous person ... I just go after what I want, and won't waste my time or yours; life is too short.

So there you go. That's what I want, all that and your penis. Which well, hopefully is nice ... but I want more than just a fuck buddy. Those are brilliant, and were invented for a wonderful reason ... but its too shallow for me.

Here's my twitter: @JenFriel

Here's my Facebook: www.facebook.com/jenfriel

You have to be on one of those for us to get along. I tried the whole, "I dont do facebook" date, and it just got annoying. Annoying isn't sexy. I'm trying to get laid here ...

Alrite universe, show me whatcha got!


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