Fun with #OkCupid: Never gonna get it!

HAHAHA I was literally laying in bed, saw this on the OkCupid droid app - got up, out of bed, went into the office, and posted this. It was that good ...

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!! Really, dude? Really??? I do dig cutting to the chase, but you're circumcising the ENTIRE thrill of it!!!!! And um, really ... this is your only profile picture ???

This isn't Yahoo Chat circa 1999, or Myspace circa 2007. I am totally not going to make a series of poor decisions with you. Even if its just a hook up, you gotta court a chick first, babe!

#Fail