Fun with #OkCupid: You're a virgin???

Looky looky the email I just got on OKC ...

He said his name after that. Short. Sweet. Straight to the point. Awesome ...

I then clicked on his profile, and this is what it said ...

Alrite. This can't be real. This guy is literally, hands down, without a SHADOW of a doubt, the hottest piece of anything I have seen on OKC. He's Italian, Irish and Cherokee ... that just adds up to part Antonio Sabato Jr. part, good lord did it hurt when you fell from Heaven. I don't know what to do.

He didn't fill out the personality portion, as I am sure he is just getting a lot of click aways based on the whole, I don't have sex thing ... but come on! If you can't rock my world physically, what do you have going on in your noggin, man!

It just got me thinking, could I ever date a virgin? Me ... @JenFriel. The horniest of nerds that I have ever met?! I eat men alive, and enjoy every minute of it. But wait, what does he call sex? Is this a Bill Clinton type thing? I'm so confused I don't know where to begin.

This could be a super rad experiment to see how long I could go if I were to date someone that wanted to wait. But knowing me, and knowing just how horny I am in general ... haha! I'd give it 2 dates. 3 at the most before I lose interest and place him in the friend category. I don't get it! Sex enhances love, it doesn't blind it! I've taken a few virginities in my lifetime, but I don't think I'm prepared to do that with someone who is my age. That just adds a whole new layer to things.

Is it weird too that I'm just wondering if this is all some trick? This guy is retarded hot. Almost too hot. Like literally, I would have his babies right now just to have the seed of an adonis running amuck. Totally not kidding. 

How hard could one date be? I think I'm gonna email him back ... wish me luck!!

PS. When sex is over what do you do? Take a nap and have some more ... duh

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