#Randombling: Smoking Warning

 #TalkNerdyToMeLover's @saintpepsi

Randombling: A 5 minute long unedited random stream of consciousness produced by a nerd for nerds.

#nowplaying - Trans-Siberian Orchestra

As a past smoker I will attest to the fact that every god damn person in the world knows smoking is bad for you. It isn't something you do because you want to be healthy. I just saw that the FDA will be forcing cigarette packages to have pictures of people who are dieing, a skull and cross bones, or a tube from the throat. That plus huge font explaining the dangers of smoking. How dense are these conservative dicks that they think that little kids will start smoking because they are unaware of the effects. From day one people bitch about how bad cigarettes are for you. I myself didn't really start smoking until high school and then stopped for 5 yrs and picked it up again post college. I liked that it was a social club something that we all did together and seemed to bring people together to talk. Smokers aren't usually unfriendly and will always be giving. Frankly, smoking teaches us things that non-smokers have probably brow beat out of their own children. Sharing for instance, being nice to strangers because they just might be your new best friend. Who knows. All I know is that putting a giant skull and cross bones on a package of smokes will only make me want to smoke again just so I can look like a mother fucking pirate. I quit smoking for better reasons than it's unhealthy. I quit because the girl I dig doesn't like it, and I quit because I missed tasting things and smelling things. I do however miss the relaxing moments outside, the after sex delight, and that tension break where we all step outside to shoot the shit. Now I'll admit I feel awkward smelling smoke on my clothes and slightly annoyed but just because it reminds me of the companionship of the guild of smokers.

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