Pimp your brain!

From #TalkNerdyToMeLover reader Torsten Simonis

Have you ever had the feeling that others just don't understand what you saying and they damn sure don't do what you tell them?

Well, we got the solution for that, the mindcontrol chip. With the help of that little gadget you can control other's minds, and more important actions! The batteries of your mouse are empty, send your sister to get a new one. You're dog needs to get out, send him out alone and let him pee on your neighbors pc. 

Originally it was designed for disabled people to control their computer. Later on the US army started experiments so that soldiers could communicate with each other with talking. And now you can use it to control your real life avatar, although it's neither blue nor 10 foot tall.

But there are problems, too. You have to implant the chip in the brain of others and you look like a dork with the helmet. But hey, nothings for free, right?

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