Letters from the Future Nerds of America to Santa

These are actual letters from kids in grades 1-6th:

Dear Santa,
How are you and the raindeer doing? I hope yall are doing fine. What I want for Christmas is for my family to get back together and a new baby boxer, a guitar for guitar hero, a new two story house, with a flat screen tv in it, and a new Xbox game.

Dear Santa,
Why do you live at the North pole? How come you can’t live in town? It would be easier to give kids toys and you don’t have to ride that sled all the time at Christmas. All you would have to do is hide your place that you work and make toys. Can I please have these 5 things? I want a Mp3 player, a new bike with a bell, intendo DS, prayer cross, and 5 new coloring books.

I just don't know about this one ...

Dear Santa,
I want lots of babies. 3 babies. Corn for my babies. Macaroni and cheese for my mama. Chicken nuggets for Hailey bop. Bring Meemaw a pretzel. I want macaroni + cheese.

Dear Santa,
I hope you don't get stuck in my chimnney. Is the North pole cold? Is it hard taking care of the raindeer. Did you take them to the vet? I would like a PS3, a watch, a new pair of shoes, and go see “Avatar” and “the Christmas Carol.” I want a scooter, 46 inch flat screen tv, nd a PSP. I want the best Christmas ever! I'll leave orea cookies and milk for you!

This kid ain't messing around! ..

Dear Santa,
Bring me an Xbox 360 and a dirt bike.

HAHA!
Dear Santa,
I have a little bother and sster I have been good all year I havn't beet my bother up buta few times and I help with the baby so I want a electric scooter and get my sis something.

PS you can't get my brother anything because he says dirty words

Merry Christmas everyone!!