Facebook Status O' el Dia
"You know how when you microwave something it says "let stand for 1 or 2 minutes after heating"......well i always just freaking eat it right away....i mean i'm an adult. i know if i can safely eat it or not. well.....tonight i'm paying the piper for that brash thought process. my tongue is numb!!"
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