Remain Calm Folks!

Twitter is down ...
Everyone's freaking out ...
The Facebook news feed doesn't feed my ADD the same way Twitter does ...
it's just not the same I tell you, it's just not the same!! ...
AHHHH!!! I'm going insane!! I need to tweet!!! ...
I can only express my emotions in 140 characters ...
What am I to do now? ...
There's no red box indicating that I've exceeded my 140 limit ...
How do I type? ...
I forgot how to type ...
Wait, I'm typing this, so I couldn't have forgotten totally ...
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Twitter ...
is ...
down ...