#WTF: Who are these being marketed to?

Oh. My. God. I just saw the most AMAZING thing ever, and now have to share. 

I was just catching the end of Chelsea Handler on E! and this commercial came on for slippers, and I’m not quite sure what to make of it … just watch … 

First off, WHHHAAATTT is going on with that colorful background? Like seriously? Trippin balls? Anyone? Anyone? And who buys ad space at this hour? On Chelsea Lately? 

ANNNNDDDD, you have a child’s slipper called “THE ONE EYED MONSTER?” SERIOUSLY??? At least Disney tried hiding that shit a bit better … 

But like for real, who the hell are these things being marketed to? I’d actually be curious to try a pair, but when I went to their website they LEGIT look like they are only making them for kids!!! 

Wha! Wha! Wha! But I waaaannnnnnnnntttttttt!!! 

Ugh, fine! Looks like I’ll have to get my own one eyed monster … 

Wait a minute, no more casual sex Friel. Stop it! Stop it! 

#FML