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#WTF: Dude, I checked in on @Foursquare to an orgy last night.

March 20, 2011 9 Mins Read
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Totally not even kidding either. Like, at all. I am going to try to explain how unbelievably BAT SHIT this night was, and it’s not at all going to register. I present to you ladies and germs, my best attempt … HIT IT LL!!!

OMG, I cannot believe I am even typing this … Mom and Dad … go away. Love you, so so much but leave. Like now.

Alrite, so @meowmistidawn is totes mcgotes one of the gnarliest human beings on the planet. Like for reals, I adore her … cause this all went down because of her. She’s BFFs with @drsuzy and @drsuzy hosts this radio sex show every Saturday night from this warehouse in downtown LA. She tweeted me saying she’d love to have me on the show, but apparently wanted to meet me or something first. Totally understand – she has a very specific clientele. I get it. She then invited me to come down tonight with Misti and her boyfriend Michael to get acquainted.

Dude, I had no idea how acquainted we were all going to get.

Cue 4sq checkin:

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HAHAHA, I was wearing a blazer – albeit with a skin tight micro mini …

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… I thought I was going to a radio show interview – TOTALLY DID NOT ANTICIPATE THE MASSIVE ORGY IN THE ROOM!!!

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Dr. Suzy was celebrating the Purim, and was reinacting a live action role play of the story. No joke … look at this!

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Per Wiki

Purim Story: The Book of Esther begins with a six month (180 day) drinking feast given by King Ahasuerus, for the army of Persia and Media, for the civil servants and princes in the 127 provinces of his kingdom, at the conclusion of which a seven day drinking feast for the inhabitants of Shushan, rich and poor with a separate drinking feast for the women organised by the Queen Vashti in the pavilion of the Royal courtyard.

At this feast Ahasuerus gets thoroughly drunk and orders his wife Vashti to display her beauty before the people and nobles wearing her royal crown. She refuses, and Ahasuerus decides to remove her from her post. He then orders all young women to be presented to him, so he can choose a new queen to replace Vashti. One of these is Esther, who was orphaned at a young age and was being fostered by her cousin Mordecai. She finds favor in the king’s eyes, and is made his new wife. Esther does not reveal that she is Jewish.

Shortly afterwards, Mordecai discovers a plot by courtiers Bigthan and Teresh to kill Ahasuerus. They are apprehended and hanged, and Mordecai’s service to the king is recorded. 

Ahasuerus appoints Haman as his prime minister. Mordecai, who sits at the palace gates, falls into Haman’s disfavor as he refuses to bow down to him. Having found out that Mordecai is Jewish, Haman plans to kill not just Mordecai but the entire Jewish minority in the empire. He obtains Ahasuerus’ permission to execute this plan, and he casts lots to choose the date on which to do this – the thirteenth of the month of Adar. When Mordecai finds out about the plans he orders widespread penitence and fasting. Esther discovers what has transpired; she requests that all Jews of Shushan fast and pray for three days together with her, and on the third day she seeks an audience with Ahasuerus, during which she invites him to a feast in the company of Haman. During the feast, she asks them to attend a further feast the next evening. Meanwhile, Haman is again offended by Mordecai and builds a gallows for him.

That night, Ahasuerus suffers from insomnia, and when the court’s records are read to him to help him sleep, he learns of the services rendered by Mordecai in the previous plot against his life. Ahasuerus is told that Mordecai had not received any recognition for saving the king’s life. Just then, Haman appears, and King Ahasuerus asks Haman what should be done for the man that the King wishes to honor. Thinking that the King is referring to Haman himself, Haman says that the honoree should be dressed in the king’s royal robes and led around on the king’s royal horse. To Haman’s horror, the king instructs Haman to do so to Mordecai.

Later that evening, Ahasuerus and Haman attend Esther’s second banquet, at which she reveals that she is Jewish and that Haman is planning to exterminate her people, which includes her. Ahasuerus instead orders Haman hanged on the gallows that he had prepared for Mordecai. The previous decree against the Jews could not be annulled, so the King allows Mordecai and Esther to write another decree as they wish. They write one that allows the Jews to defend themselves during attacks. As a result, on 13 Adar, five hundred attackers and Haman’s ten sons are killed in Shushan. Throughout the empire 75,000 of the Jews’ enemies are killed (Esther 9:16). On the 14th, another 300 are killed in Shushan. No spoils are taken.

Mordecai assumes the position of second in rank to Ahasuerus, and institutes an annual commemoration of the delivery of the Jewish people from annihilation.

Yeah, all that plus dildo scepters … LOOK!

 

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Dr. Suzy is Dr. Suzy Block circa the mid 90s on HBO. Dude, when I was 14, she definitely taught me how to give a BJ. Not like I actually acted upon it until later in life since I was a prude Jude, but the educational component of it was fascinating. For reals, this lady knows her stuff!!!

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It was insane. Literally, I get there, and 5 minutes later I hear this chick who was supposed to play the Queen backed out at the last minute, and they asked me if I would play her part. The requirements were that I would have to be naked, but sex was totally optional.

5 minutes … this was asked of me in the FIRST FIVE MINUTES!!!!

I apologized and declined the offer to seduce the king, and be stripped while hanging from this massive X on stage. Hot, I know … like normally totally game for some kinky ass shit, but live on a web cam – I totally wussed out. I was honestly just trying to absorb as much of the environment as I could, it was SUCH an interesting place – there was clearly a sexual undertone, but it wasn’t energy based; it was just sort of there, in the background. You kinda forgot about it since the people there just didn’t obsess over it, they just let it organically happen.

And then … the inevitable occurred …

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Only in LA would you be invited to a 50 person orgy and just so happen to bump into someone you know! Like really?!?! Is this happening?!?!

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Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.

I’m not gonna lie though, it was INCREDIBLY awkward for me at first. Every time I was standing somewhere alone someone would come up to me. Of course, in a totally loving and accepting way – this place was seriously a house of looovvvvveeeeeeee … but I like being a fly on the wall. I like to watch and observe, then come up with a plan of attack. I was out of my element, DEFINITELY out of my comfort zone, and dude, people were totally boning and like on fire!

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This chick was wrapped in saran wrap and then whipped with a cat and nine tails. I’m not even kidding you when I say that was one of the hottest things I have ever seen.

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It was a really really really interesting performance. Again, everyone there was so free spirited and so tapped into their feeding their animalist and carnal desires in the rawest form that I have ever seen. I don’t know how else to say it, but until you experience something like this you can’t understand how this wasn’t sexual it was just art and expression. Hey, I consider search engine optimization and social media marketing an art, to each their own baby!

Gargoyle Picking Nose Talk Nerdy To Me™The orgy did not turn me on … like at all. I felt like I was watching animals play around with each other, and I was the curmudgeon zoo keeper with a habit for picking noses and wedgies. It was really fucking weird. Well, weird isn’t a good word – more like a very new life experience that I did not expect to have.

Amazing. Amazing. Amazing.

ANNNNDDDD you guys aren’t going to believe it, but I totally bumped into @pazpaz there as well! In the smallest world ever category, he’s besties with Misti’s bf Michael. Dude, I got SO many emails and tweets when he stole Paris’ birthday cake last month from you all that we should totally meet. How friggen random was that? Yep, city of 8 million … clearly that was bound to happen.

Really nice dude, btw. Like crazy, retarded smart. Like crazy crazy retarded smart, but very unassuming about it which of course makes it all that much hotter. Very intriguing individual, and very open minded – clearly.

He gave me a ride home as we don’t live far from each other, but picking up his gf from a club on the way back was just weird. Dude, how do you explain to your gf that heyyyyyyyyyy, we were just at this orgy – totally didn’t bone, but yeah … wasn’t sexual at all … was just looking around.

Talk Nerdy To Me™HAHAHA!! omg I was dying. That chick did not like me. At all. I was watching her facial reactions to things I was saying, and her face had anger and disgust written all over it. Sweet girl, I’m sure … like I ain’t mad at anyone … but the poor dear had a bad night, needed to be picked up from a club and then hears all about this orgy from this random chick that’s sitting in the front seat next to her boyfriend.

Hall of fame for awkwardness – forrrrrrrr sure!!!

 Amazing. What a night. I was laughing when we were driving over there – I just kept saying I had no idea what to expect but was at least hoping I could get a post from whatever experience I was going to have.

Oh how naive … oh how naive …

 

#ivebeenabadbadgirl

Wanna learn more about Dr. Suzy and her house of awesome?

Check out her site over yonder!

Thank you so so so much Misti, Michael, and Dr. Suzy for the invite. AMMMAAZINNNGGGG time!

Yay social media!!!

oh and ps. didn’t get to keep the dildo scepter. Like seriously, I could totally use a new one. hahaha! Majorly bummed! Next time – sigh

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