#WTF: A stranger just texted me a pic of his ween.

#TalkNerdyToMeLover’s @JenSquard

I know I’m not lifecasting anymore, and I know this is an off the wall post, but this made me laugh so hard that I squirted a little pee, so I thought I would share.

It started with this:

 Not long after I posted that I got a text from a number I didn’t know.  Here is our dialogue:

What kind of naughty mommy happenings?

Who is this?  Your name isn’t showing up, just your number.

Thaddeus.  Saw ur post on fb. Ur pics are amazing. Tried lookin at ur domain but it won’t open.

Oh, thanks. Naughty mommy happenings would just be my honest opinion about being a mommy and the crazy things my kids do, stuff like that.  I haven’t bought a domain yet though, still deciding on a name.  You can go to www.talknerdytomelover.com and search #NaughtyMommy Happenings, there are a bunch of mine there.

Ohhh.  Gotcha.  Well that’s not naughty silly.  Just do mommyhappenings.  Or are u the naughty mommy?! Ha

Nah, that’s boring.  It would be my take on it, I’m not a traditional mom, I say and do naughty things, and take a diff approach. Yeah I’m the naughty mommy.

What naughty things?  I couldn’t forsee that judging a book by its cover.  Non traditional is good though.

Things like how my kids drive me crazy, how being a mom isn’t all roses, just raw honesty that other moms don’t share.

That’s not naughty lol. But yeah parenting is not what the books say it is.

Then he sent me a picture of his weiner!  Aaaah, come on, what the fuck, man?!?  I suppose that I could have seen that coming, but those texts were pretty nice…and I also know that if you have your phone number on Facebook that weirdos are bound to call you, I just forgot that it was on there.  Dang. 

So here’s the brilliant part: 

Not at all how most hubbys would react.  Most guys would get mad, threaten the dude, ask for his number…mine asks me to take a second look and evaluate it!  Love that man! 

So I responded with: 

Like I said on FB, I DON’T want it to be confused with porn.  Thanks for the laugh, though.

Now ur a naughty mommy. 🙂

You’re right, man, that was the first weiner I have ever seen.  I am now officially naughty. 

Dudes – to say it again – women are NOT, I repeat NOT turned on by the site of a penis.  Like ever.  Unless it sprouts limbs and starts cleaning the house. 

Aaaah, a day in my life…never as boring as I hope for.  Oh, and just for future reference – the word naughty can mean things other than sex.

#justsayin