Unbelievably True Adventures

Hall of Fame “Adventures” Include: 

• Getting a social media shout out from Britney Spears
• Crashing the Grammy Awards
• Crashing the Spiderman Premiere 
• Crashing an SNL after party (while underage)
• Inheriting a national monument in Ireland (I call it “caretaking”)
• Dancing on stage with Prince
• Losing everything I owned in a massive cockroach infestation 
• Bartering social media to live for a year getting to 12 states with $10 to my name
• Meeting Jack Dorsey and Rick Rubin outside of a teepee 
• Planning the meeting for my friend and neighbor’s murder (you can’t google what to do in that situation)
• Outing a con-man using synesthesia 
• Accurately identifying gang stalking 
• Setting legal precedent in the state of CT at age 17
• Having my life rights, trademarks and intellectual property sell in a four way bidding war between ABC, CBS, NBC, and FOX networks (not actually based on the truth of my life, but on what someone else wanted from it). 
• That was BEFORE I found out I’m autistic and have a condition called synesthesia. 

::duh:: No shit, sherlock! How do you think I did all those things?!