This Is Why I Don't Bother #dating Anyone ...

The following is an actual email I received about 5 minutes ago … #IShitYouNot …

Wow … there are so many different levels to respond to this on …

I live life publicly. Dating someone is not an option for me right now. Not because I think someone “better” will come along, or any of that other shit that the male ego wants to feed you … I very literally, don’t have the energy. Men are DRAAMMAAAA!!! I am a no fiuss no muss kinda chica. Pumping up someone’s ego gets a bit boring to me. I told myself months ago that I wouldn’t date – and I stick to it. I like sex, don’t get me wrong … but sleeping around also isn’t my thing. Vibrators, FTW!!! =)

I was also a bit turned off by the views of religion shared by this individual. Not that it’s my thing to judge or any of that other shiznat – but I’m not religious. I dig my zen, and study japanense proverbs, other than that, my religion is unapologetic awesomeness. Shoving it down my throat and handing me a bible isn’t really going to win me over. I do not need to be “saved,” I don’t try to cram Buddha down your belly, so please stop trying to cram good ol’ Jeebus down mine. I celebrate life, and what it means to be free and live life as open and honest as possible. That’s IT! If I didn’t get back to this dude about social media, it was most likely because I’ve also been crazy, STUPID busy!!!

I just DON’T. WANT. THIS. I can’t stress this enough, and it honestly turns me off more than you can imagine – I CANT DATE ANYYYONNEEE. I share my life with hundreds of thousands of people around the world. What I’m doing currently I am SOOOO focused on, I am not even looking for a single distraction. I am INCREDIBLY grateful that someone somewhere finds me attractive, however I am learning to love myself first. I am digging who this person is, and I’m not interested in adding another person to the equation until I figure out what “I” stands for. hehehehee get it … nerdy math equation analogies FTW!!

I’m down for some harmless fun, belly laughs, and all that snazzy jazzy stuff – but DUDE!!! Learn to love yourself, and you’ll stop looking for it in other people!!!! I know, because I was there! I was DESPERATE to be loved and to be in a relationship to have someone else define who I was. I wasn’t waiting for a ring, I was waiting for a life. It didn’t get me ANYWHEEREEE el duderino! Just be you! Figure out what you want to do with your life – and plan out your next doable action. The rest will just fall into place.

Stay strong, el nerderino. *virtual hug*

BWAHAHAHAH!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMFGGGGGG!!!! “If you are psychologically normal …”

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Blair, I am dying … I. am. dyiinngg.

Oddly enough, I got a text too like a week ago from a guy I dated for a minute a few months back … AGAIN, the same THING!!! What happened … where did you go … work couldn’t have possibly made you do these things … yada, yada, yada. #ItAintEasyBeingNerdy