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Stuck-up Women #HATE Faux-Hawks!

December 16, 2010 2 Mins Read
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#TalkNerdyToMeLover’s @JenSquard

Um, yeah.  Just finished up dinner with some friends, and this bitchy lady just glared at us (meaning me) the entire time!  What the frick?  And it wasn’t just like a dirty look because I offended her (which I totally did when I asked my daughter if she was being an asshole), but like over and over looks.  Like staring the ENTIRE time.  Luckily my back was to her, but I was still unimpressed.

Dear Cougar-wannabe:

Yes, I choose to style my hair in a fauxhawk.  I also treat my children like normal people, and I talk to them the same way I do my friends.  Yes, I have three kids.  And yes, I let them be silly from time to time.  I could see how them giggling and trying to make their baby sister laugh could be offensive.  I can also understand that my choice in clothing (a flannel blouse and capri pants) could also be offputting.  About the hawk, I’m sorry it is clean, smells nice and is styled well.  As for my gorgeous husband and friends, you will have to take up your complaints with them.  Also, I’m sorry that your hair looks like dried out corn silk, and unfortunately for you, the BumpIt isn’t hiding anything.  And just a tip, black eye makeup is no longer trendy, and just looks sad on a woman in their fifties.  Something you might consider – pay as much attention to your husband as you do to me and my family, and maybe he won’t feel the need to check out my ass as I leave. 

#KThxBye

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