OMG! The #FitnessMadeSimple guy is following me!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m pretty vigilant on checking new followers on Twitter, and then if they’re not a spambot I will give them a follow back. Just checked out the latest, and saw a bit of a familiar face.

Yep, Fitness Made Simple. Remember those ads?

I don’t know why, but back in the day – I was COMPLETELY convinced the dude just photoshopped his head on another dude’s body. Just look at this picture, TELL me it doesn’t look photoshopped:

 I don’t know why, but that head just does NOT look like it belongs on that body. John, I say this as lovingly as possible, but you look like a 9-5 cubicle kinda guy. It just looks … off. It’s just too perfect; too tan, too toned, too much of too much. But bless your heart man, you’ve made quite the living for yourself over the years on that thing. Mad props!

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