#TalkNerdyToMeLover’s @JenSquard
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If you want me to,
I can hang ’round with you.
If I only knew
that that’s what you’re into.
You and him
Him and you.
If that’s what
you’re into.
Him hangin ’round
around you.
You’re hangin ’round,
yeah, you’re there, too.
And, if you want me to,
I will take off all my clothes for you.
I’ll take off all my clothes for you-
If that’s what you’re into.
How ’bout him,
in the nude?
If that’s what
you’re into.
In the nude
in front of you.
Is that what
you’d wanna view?
And if it’s cool with you,
I’ll let you get naked, too.
It could be a dream come true,
providing that’s what you are into.
Is that what
you’re into-
you and him
in the nude?
That’s what he’s
prepared to do.
Is that the kind of thing
that you think you might be into?
And then, maybe later
we’d get hot by the refrigerator.
In the kitchen, next to the pantry.
You think that might be what you fancy?
In the buff,
being rude.
Doing stuff
with the food.
Getting nude
with his food.
We heard that’s what
you are into.
And then on our next date,
well, you could bring your roomate.
I don’t know if Stew is keen, too-
but if you want, we could double-team you.
How ’bout you
and two dudes?
Him, you and Stew
in the nude.
Being lewd
with two dudes
and food.
Well, that’s just if Stew’s
into it, too.
All the things I’d do
Things I’d do for you.
If I only knew,
that that’s what you’re into.
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