This week was a rather uneventful week i think at first then I look back and see, wow i was actually really busy.
I had sex twice this week for work, dozens of times for free. This week I finally got to shoot with Sean Michaels again. He’s a personal favorite of mine. In between all the sex I started some new hobbies. I took up needle pointing. Mind you i’ve never done this before and I thought going with 8-bit characters would be the easiest thing to start with since its all a grid. Here ya have it, my almost done Super Mario! I’m pretty stoked on this. (see pic below) Its actually a lot of fun and very time consuming. I actually found myself not wanting to go to work so I could finish my picture.
Also, this week was St Pattys day, also know as I lose my phone for the first time ever day. Before I was even drunk. Weak. Luckily I was amiable for an upgrade anywho so it wasn’t that torturous. I was more sadden by the loss of my G4 sticker on my old phone than anything. I was able to get most of my contacts back thus not losing most of my booty calls. (aka. xbl friends and by booty call i mean people that will play LIVE with me on Xbox)
Then, Saturday night, Jen and I actually go to hang out and Michael and I introduced her to Paz and Dr Susan Block! It was a lot of fun even though last minute Michael and I had to play king and queen in their play because they leads bailed last minute. Basically we got picked because we always have sex there too ha! And i don’t even know if Jen knows this, I secretly banged michael in the middle of the room in front of everyone while looking like I was sitting in his lap! Not that we haven’t banged in a room full of people before but it was fun hiding it. Then the evening was over and everyone went home. Boo.
So lessons I learned this week:
1. an enema does not take the place of a douche when prepping for anal scenes.
2. Beware of St Pattys day even with out drinking.
3. Even if a dude never speaks of a girlfriend or brings her around, ask him before trying to play matchmaker and feeling like a turd.