GOOD MORNING SUNSHINES!!!!!
Omg what a weird weird weird night. So first, I went to go kick it at Dillons with my buddy Brandon … whoooooo is amazeballs. For reals, I love this dude. Had it not been him who found this blessed little website and invited me to host a screening of Hot Tub Time Machine – my life would be very very very different right now. Rad dude, thanks again for the beer.
Went back to the house, and read through the latest draft of the pilot script. We had a conference call with the Hollywood god yesterday afternoon, and now have a face to face iRL get together with the whole team this week. SO FUCKING RADD BAHHH!!!
Got done with the script around 10, totally got hit up on Facebook by my buddy Blair, who said he wanted to go to Happy Endings – I was all OMG that’s my pllllaacceeeeeeeeeeee. Let’s kick it.
Walked in by my lonesome, since he was coming from somewhere in the inland empire …. translation: the middle of butt fuck.
Sat down by the bar, and literally within 20 seconds this dude came up to me. He goes, there is no WAY you are here by yourself. I explained to him that my friends were en route, but yeah! For now … he decided to keep me company. His name is Joe, and he liked my Spirithood …
Him: Sooooo what do you do Jen?
Me: Well, I run a website.
Him: What’s the website about?
Me: Sex, tech, and other nerdy things.
Him: So do you review things? What do you mean?
Me: No – I’m a lifecaster. I only review something if I have a first hand experience with it … but other than that I just broadcast my life, and travel around hanging out with friends of the site.
Him: That sounds so awesome.
Me: It is – unapologetically.
BWAHAHA!! This kid was suchhhhh a trip. He’s like these are the best answers EVER! Then he asked me out to dinner, which I gave him my number and told him to call. He goes, girls in this town are just so flakey and blah blah blah. I was like dude, life is reflective. I don’t meet flakes, because I’m not one. He thought about it for a sec and let it register … then proceeded to smile and nod.
Then my buddy Blair came up and was wearing the COOLEST shirt on the planet …
We started talking about projects that we were working on … what apps were rocking our world, and why … you know, standard Friday night nerd shit. Then upon hearing for the 100th time that it is the GREATEST TIME TO BE ALIVE … he goes lemme guess your fav viral video – Jessica’s daily affirmations?
I laughed and said that I loved it, but in fact The New Dork was my favorite. He said he had never heard of it, so I proceeded to take out my Droid, and noise cancelling headphones ….
Um yeah. AMAZING!
THENNNNNN!! Out of the TOTAL blue, the dude that I had a date with earlier this week totally tapped me on my shoulder. I was like oh you have GOT to be kidding!!! He had rolled in with his crew just by chance, and saw my spirithood. I was just … wow. Couldn’t believe it, super smooth.
We hung out for a bit, and I got my groove on …
THENNNN!!! I look up, and TOTALLY saw this dude from my birthday party a little while back. LA is a CRAZY small world …
Totally didn’t know what to say. It’s like yeah … became homeless, survived off of $10 for a year, crashed the grammies, jumped from a plane, traveled the country, met some amazing cool people, and oh yeah! they’re turning it into a pilot.
I just told him to check it out. He’s funny though, he goes, I was just asking your friend about you on Thursday. You had given me your number in the past, and you never answer your phone. I grabbed his iPhone and friended him on Facebook. I said, there! You can find me there.
Then my date from earlier in the week offered to hang out for a hot minute back at his place. Knowing that that was code for some some some to the fun fun – I was all SURE!! I wasn’t going to sleep with him, but holy hell mama could have sure used some heavy petting. I am in a sexual funk like you would not believe. Ugh.
His roomie who wasn’t drinking, drove us back to their place, where we hung out. Literally. The three of us at 2:00am were talking about childhood asthma, and tuberculosis. I shit you not. 30 buzzkilled minutes later, I arrived back at the apartment. Yep, I came home at 2:30am and still didn’t get laid.
I just don’t get it … I’m too picky. I’m not an idiot, I could have gone home with a bunch of dudes last night … but I don’t just want to have sex, I want a challenge. It’s just absolutely hilarious that the only dude who remotely stood a chance in even second base is literally the shyest thing on the planet. We didn’t even kiss when he dropped me off. Poor dear, I asked him out to begin with, so there is no chance in HELLLLLLL that I am going to make the first move. Grow a pair, man.
Yep, so there we go … that was my night. Going out again tonight with the girls. Hoping to god I end up naked in a hot tub in the hills … *fingers crossed*