#HiddenTalent: I can burp on command

HAHAHA!! Totally not kidding either, I used to have it on my acting resume … hey, you never know when that shit can come in handy – like this afternoon … 

Um yeah. I swear to you he got turned on by it. He cracked one of those creepy, half smirk/ half smile things.

Perv McGerv for suuurrreeeeee!!

Really, dude? This turns you on …

#eck