Happy Birthday @RustyNath & Unkie #ChuckNorris

Woah. Woah. Woah! Hold the phone. Two birthdays?? Wait, TWO birthdays??? How is this possible? First, step right on up Mr. Nathan!

IIIIIIIII think you’re pretty groovy in a far out and happenin kinda way.

Wait, language setting on 70’s jive.

Whew, that was close – k … back to white-bred ebonics …

For izzles Nathan! I superly duperly uperly appreciate you homedog, and all your help and support round these parts so I uh, got a little somethin for you.

HAHAHAAH!!! Have an AWESOME birthday el duderino!

… and I can’t believe you share it with the one, the only, UNKIE CHUCK NORRIS!

He must really friggen like you if he allowed you to be born on his day, in his 71st year of existence.

Did you know there used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

#truestory