Goodness gracious, we have yet another birthday in the house today. Let’s see 12-9 = 3 … OOOHHH your parents were totally boning on St. Pattys day!
Well Ms Meggy Meg Meg, either way Happy Birthday!
We here at TNTML superly duperly appreciate you, and got you a little something for this blessed occasion …
Yep, that just happened.
HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY GIRL!!! May this year be the bestest one ever, and like for real – I mean that, this shit had better be the best year ever … OR ELSE!!!!!