My my my. Looky what we’ve got here. Is that a birthday? What?! AGAIN!?!? Betcha think you’re special for having another one, aren’t you! Wasn’t last year enough? Really? You want MORE?! FIINNNNEEEE!!! Step on right up here … MIKE!
We really appreciate you round these parts. Like for real. Like for really real. Your off the wall non capitalized worded antics crack me up. Literally, if I were humpty I totally woudn’t be able to be put back together again. HAHAAHAH!! I said “hump.” Dude, remember when dry humping was hot and fun? What happened with that? When did we stop? Ugh! I’m gonna go randomly attack a stranger and start dry humping, like I did on this fateful night in 2007 …
HAHA yep! Chels was right – we were both stone cold sober. Just saw an opportunity, and uh, took it!
Wait – tangent. Stop it, Jen!
K – back to you … el Mike-erino! Got a present for ya. Are you ready?
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!! Dude, that chick was totally on fire. AWESOME!!
For reals, all kidding aside – we really really really appreciate you round these parts Mike, and wish you a very healthy and nerdy birthday.