Girl Mystery 1 (Solved) Hair stuck to the shower walls.
Many a man who has used the shower after his girlfriend with lengthy hair will report the same thing. Hair stuck all over the walls. Surely, they aren’t this messy. I mean after living with my fair share of girls I know that to be SO not true. They are ridiculously messy. However, the bathroom is a girls zen fortress. Each random tool for beautification and aromatherapy aligned in their perfect places. Foaming hand soap from Bath and body works, several perfumes for specific occasions, a Venus razor for the guys that deserve shaved legs, and nair for the nights you just don’t want to deal with it. Towels neatly folded and ready; hung perfectly over the floor vent for those cold winter nights so the heat will keep them nice and warm. This is their fortress, their shrine of power. Truly, this is where every girl transforms into a woman the likes the world can not handle and will ultimately buy a drink for.
So why is it then when you get into the shower; there are long hairs all over the walls. The shampoo in its spot next to the conditioner… Right. Ok, the Scented soap for their luffa, extra razor for touch-ups from the tub. All in their proper place. Everything else looks like it’s been bleach cleaned and sanitized. Yet here all around you are weird shapes and designs of hair all along the walls. Long strands intermingling with short. Sorta grossed out by it you pull your finger down the middle of the wall and then spray it with the shower head and take your shower. You never really question why there are hairs all over the walls.
I am here to answer that question. Sense the dawn of showers girls have implemented their own form of very specific art. One I myself have fallen prey to having very long hair too. It is the art of the fallen hair. Who says that hair is useless and annoying once it displaces itself from your head. Sure it may slide down the crack of your ass, but really in the shower it is as mailable as a brush. Pulled from a freshly washed scalp and thrown haphazardly against the shower wall. What wild shapes will you form, what images can be drawn forth from the random twists and turns of the once growing lengths. You may see a desert horizon, a steely man on the frontier, the great elder god Cthulhu. Who knows? It is always random and always as fun as finger painting. Sliding your hands over the walls and making new sweeping images from the ones before. This is your mosaic, this is your palette. The world may never know, but we of the long hair will always have a creative outlet in the shower.
So to all the guys and girls with long hair and their short haired significant others. Don’t be too disgusted by that hair stuck to the walls. By spraying it down the drain you may just be removing the only proof that some of us really do have a secret creative side. So from an artist with long hair to all you secret shower wall painters. Keep on drawing you may never know when you will see something that will inspire you in the twists and turns of discarded hairs.