Fun with #OkCupid: Hello new internet stalker!

Looky looky the email I just got on OKCupid …

Well, first off … I should have thanked you for checking us out first. My B. But dude, don’t be that guy. I can’t STANNNDDDDDD that guy!!!! Smells too starfucker fanboy-ish.

I actually had sex with a guy once who said, “do you know how many guys would kill to be me right now?”

Yes your penis is inside a vagina. I’m sure a lot of guys want that.

I never called him again. Totally awesome dude too, went out a bunch of times … but oh hell to the fuck no. Total turn off.

Last name FRIEL … like FOR-REAL. Keep it real, man.

Click here if you wanna send me a message on OkCupid. Just don’t be that guy.