Looky looky the email I just got on OKCupid …
Well, first off … I should have thanked you for checking us out first. My B. But dude, don’t be that guy. I can’t STANNNDDDDDD that guy!!!! Smells too starfucker fanboy-ish.
I actually had sex with a guy once who said, “do you know how many guys would kill to be me right now?”
Yes your penis is inside a vagina. I’m sure a lot of guys want that.
I never called him again. Totally awesome dude too, went out a bunch of times … but oh hell to the fuck no. Total turn off.
Last name FRIEL … like FOR-REAL. Keep it real, man.