#EpicFind: Deep … Deep … Inside Craigslist

OOOHHH Craigslist!! Sweet … sweet … makes me wanna dry hump a monkey Craigslist. Looky looky what I just found …

It says … AND I QUOTE:

1500 live ladybugs, accidently bought while drunk, feels bad.

So, after consuming pot brownies and getting a little too drunk on thanksgiving a friend and i decided to buy 1500 live ladybugs from amazon, which was a great idea until they came in the mail. Now they’re sitting on my windowsill and I have nothing to really do with them. If i set them free they’ll die in this weather, if I leave them on my windowsill they’ll die.

So, if you have a greenhouse or some kind of animals to feed them to it’d be awesome. I don’t want to ruin 1500 lives.

Email me and tell me what your’e gonna do with them, and if you can come pick them up. And they’re yours. 

#epic