Endless One Liners, by David Caruso

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH!! This man cracks me up … ohhh David Caruso!! Why don’t you host the evening news?? You could tell us all about how the world is falling apart with long … dramatic … pauses. I’d totally watch!

RUH ROH!!! … look who’s back …WATCH … OUT …

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DAH-

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VID!!!