HAHA I am getting more and more brazen in my years as a lifecaster. Crashing things, walking into a room like you own the place – whatevs, anyone with enough confidence can do that shit. Sitting LITERALLY across from someone, putting a phone up DIRECTLY in their face and not have them, or the people around you (I am sitting at a community work space table) know what is going on … that shit takes balls. I am proud of my nerdy little self, haha – but even MORE proud to show you the deliciousness that is currently touching my macbook pro …
Like literally. I cannot date a PC user. Like 100% … at all. If we’re gonna make hot sweet nook nook your hardware and my software have to be compatible. For izzles!! Plus, I think it says a lot about a person what kind of computer they have. EXCEPT of course if the duderino is a big gamer – we all know those are PC duderinos. So whatevs, there are exceptions to every rule.
But omg omg omg omg … he’s so young, but so yummy … and we’re so compatible … I … I … don’t know what to do.
See, I’m totally stuck between a rock and a not so hard place here, because if I approach him – it’s role reversal and I bore easily with dudes that I approach. Seriously, hence why I dated such douchey dudes in my early 20s – because they were the only ones that fucking approached.
I rock vans … will more likely than not have beef jerky stuck in my teeth at any given moment. I mean, what the fuck can I do to make myself more approachable?? For reals – I’m totally not trying to bitch and moan with pretty girl problems, I am legitimately trying to increase my odds here. I have super inviting, warm, energy – but my guy friends tell me ALL the time that they wouldn’t DARE ever approach me at a bar!!! What’s a girl to do?? Remain singe forever??? I REFUSE!! REFUSE, I SAY!!!
PS. Blond chickadee next to me just realized what I was doing and smiled – hahahahaahaha