#FileUnder: A for Awkward

Jul 7

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA omg omg omg omg you guys ... I stopped off at Trader Joes here in Hollywood after a lunch meeting, and while I was grabbing some yummy yummy Almond Milk I looked up and saw this dude I boned like 6 years ago. For reals!!! I totally only remember that because it was my first week on Myspace. True story ...

So, back in 2005 I was working in movie marketing as a receptionist, and this duderino - let's call him "Ethan" used to come in and have lunch with the chica graphic designers. Total ladies man, total badass - sleeves of tats, mohawk and all.

He just so happened to be creepin up on my desk after lunch one day, and he saw that I had Myspace up on my screen. He goes, OMG! You're on that?!?!?!

Yahhhhh, I said! I fucking love myspace! This thing is the shit!

Cool, he said. I'mma add you.

Flash forward 24 hours later I had a friend request in my inbox.

Then, some nerdy, dirty, flirting transpired. All private though, I play it cool when it comes to commenting. About a week or so later he took me out, and after a handful of hang out/ Venice type dates (as I wasn't 21 at the time) we wham bamed thank you ma'am ... and then it just kinda fizzled. I wasn't that into him, but I'm still an animal with carnal desires. A chicks gotta do what a chicks gotta do.

Haven't talked to him in 6 years but maybe if the sex was better we'd be friends on Facebook and IRL fuck buddies.