An Ode to Seasonal #Allergies
Screw an ode, you'll get a post instead; dude, I can barely even think right now. My allergies will be the death of me. For reals, I have the WORSTTTT seasonal allergies in the spring. Pollen and me do not make good whoopie. We make alarmingly good stew, however. YUMMMMMMMM!!!!

In my snot filled tingly feeling state, I must admit that it is mildly comforting that @TheEllenShow is in the same boat.
Pass the Benadryl, mannnnnnnn
