A few tiddlybits that make @JenSquard unique.

#TalkNerdyToMeLover's @JenSquard

I was thinking about some of the weird stuff that makes me, well, me, and thought I would share it with you.  Here are some little known facts about me:

I like wet sandwiches and dry pasta.

I can small pheromones.  No joke, if you are horny, I can smell it.

Caffeine makes me sleepy.

I played the violin for 7 years, but couldn’t play 5 notes today.

I can drink 5 long island iced teas without puking.

Everyone called me Jennifer until college.

I hate milk but love cheese.

TNTML is the only time I have ever written anything for anyone outside of school.

I know how to knit but don’t have time to do it.

I am an excellent cook, but prefer to bake.

I’m allergic to citrus fruits, tape, coffee, grass, and my dogs.

My sense of humor is verrrrrry dry with a few dashes of sarcastic.

I could live on potatoes for every meal, but hate sweet potatoes.

My memory is terrible, and I am missing most of my memories from high school.

I’m artistic but can’t draw.  Like at all.

I’m self conscious of my smile.

I never wear underwear.

I eat when I’m bored.

I have worked in a sex shop, a pole dancing studio, as a custom perfume designer, at a secretarial office, in a hardware store, as a maintenance girl at an RV park, as a telemarketer, as a custom invitation designer, and at a tanning salon.

I earned a degree in Biology and love dissecting animals.  

I discovered a 100-year-old artifact during an expedition in our town.  

I very strongly dislike old people.  

I lost my license when I was 16.

Follow me on Twitter and tell me about what make you, you! @JenSquard