At Gold’s Gym, where I go to get my swell on, they have a thing called Cardio Cinema. It’s this big dark room with a huge screen just like a movie theater, except it is full of cardio equipment. Oh man, it’s flippin brilliant. You go in there, and watch a movie. I love that it is dark so no one can see my bumbling buns, and the movie screen is so big that you really don’t get bored. Totally badass. And guess what movie they were playing today? The best nerd movie ever! BENCHWARMERS!
Love that movie! Favorite part:
“And he did that without steroids!” “What are steroids?” “They are things that make your peepee small.” “Oh, there must be steroids in macaroni!”
The nerdiest of nerds – Jon Heder, Nick Swardson, David Spade, Rob Schneider, John Lovitz, and directed by my lover, Adam Sandler. The end, the best. Ever.
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