*waves* Hi Jay Baruchel,
my name is @JenFriel. I just have to tell you, after seeing Fanboys again today, it is official – I have a MAJOR crush on you.
No really, I’ve already devoted an entire notebook to little hearts with Jen and Jay Baruchel in them! It’s adorable.
See … this is adorable.
Upon conducting the image search for this post, look what came up as the FIRST result …
If this isn’t a sign … may @God just strike me dead!!!
Jay Baruchel, will you marry me? I’m totally being serious. Okay, okay, maybe I am moving a bit too fast in my head. How about a date? That can’t be too much to ask for, right?
For starters, we have a mutual friend on Facebook – your Fanboys director @Kyle_Newman.
Already friends with your friends … dude, that’s HOT!
You speak French fluently … I am fluent in French kissing.
You have a red maple leaf tattoo on your heart. I have a tattoo on each wrist (love on my right, and an enso on my left). We’re total rockstar bad asses. That is muy, muy, muy caliente.
We’re both super busy, but I can juggle my google calendar like I juggle warm salty balls. (oh yes, I went there.)
Our children would not only be really, really, really, ridiculously good looking – but crazy super smart as you and I are both supremely nerdy folk. (I feel like that one was just obvious … but you’ll also have to pardon the lack of creativity in the post. I am on a 30 day #BJDiet. Yes, you read that right … #BJDiet.)
I’m a lady in the street but a total freak in the bed. This is me at the Playboy Mansion … and yes, this came from my personal collection.
See Jay, when you LOVE what you do for work – that excitement totally runs through your entire body.
Your ENTIREEEEE body. *wink wink nudge nudge*
Anywhahoodle Jay, I really dig you, and would love to be mentally stimulated by your nerdiness in person. Although I have to admit that I am sad that you do not have a twitter account (sad face). I will chalk that up to an issue you have with brevity.
Feel free to email me: [email protected]
Facebook my butt: Facebook.com/JenFriel
ORRRR!! If you feel so inclined to CREATE a twitter account … my handle is @JenFriel
Either way, future baby daddy – I look forward to the many attempts at procreating the nerdy universe.
#NowPlaying: Blessid Union of Souls – I Believe