An Open Post To Jay Baruchel Aka My Future Baby Daddy

*waves* Hi Jay Baruchel,

my name is @JenFriel. I just have to tell you, after seeing Fanboys again today, it is official – I have a MAJOR crush on you.

No really, I’ve already devoted an entire notebook to little hearts with Jen and Jay Baruchel in them! It’s adorable.

See … this is adorable.

Upon conducting the image search for this post, look what came up as the FIRST result …

If this isn’t a sign … may @God just strike me dead!!!

Jay Baruchel, will you marry me? I’m totally being serious. Okay, okay, maybe I am moving a bit too fast in my head. How about a date? That can’t be too much to ask for, right?

For starters, we have a mutual friend on Facebook – your Fanboys director @Kyle_Newman.

Already friends with your friends … dude, that’s HOT!

You speak French fluently … I am fluent in French kissing.

You have a red maple leaf tattoo on your heart. I have a tattoo on each wrist (love on my right, and an enso on my left). We’re total rockstar bad asses. That is muy, muy, muy caliente.

We’re both super busy, but I can juggle my google calendar like I juggle warm salty balls. (oh yes, I went there.)

Our children would not only be really, really, really, ridiculously good looking – but crazy super smart as you and I are both supremely nerdy folk. (I feel like that one was just obvious … but you’ll also have to pardon the lack of creativity in the post. I am on a 30 day #BJDiet. Yes, you read that right … #BJDiet.)

I’m a lady in the street but a total freak in the bed. This is me at the Playboy Mansion … and yes, this came from my personal collection.

See Jay, when you LOVE what you do for work – that excitement totally runs through your entire body.

Your ENTIREEEEE body. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Anywhahoodle Jay, I really dig you, and would love to be mentally stimulated by your nerdiness in person. Although I have to admit that I am sad that you do not have a twitter account (sad face). I will chalk that up to an issue you have with brevity.

Feel free to email me: [email protected]

Facebook my butt: Facebook.com/JenFriel

ORRRR!! If you feel so inclined to CREATE a twitter account … my handle is @JenFriel

Either way, future baby daddy – I look forward to the many attempts at procreating the nerdy universe.

Jen Baruchel