I was walking down Pico to The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf when I saw a poster for Easy A sitting in the window of a gelato shop with Emma on the front. I had seen her in Superbad and being the zombie nerd that I am, I also saw her in Zombieland. Every time I saw her on screen, I’d think to myself, “What I wouldn’t give to date a girl like that!” Now, I don’t mean an actress or famous. I just mean a beautiful girl with a seemingly awesome personality. Granted, you can’t tell an actor or actress’ true personality from their movies, but generally you can catch a glimpse and I knew that’s the kind of girl I was looking to find.
So, when I saw this poster, it dawned on me. Why settle for someone like Emma Stone? Why not try and get a date with the real deal? Why not prove to every guy and girl out there that it isn’t impossible to get a date with that person you thought unobtainable? At the end of the day, we are all people. That girl who catches your eye every time you’re at the gym or that guy who sits in front of you in your statistics class… talk to them. You are only limited by yourself!
Now, Emma Stone. I hope that you are reading this. Let me take you on a date. Could be something as simple as coffee, or something extremely nerdy. Sounds fun? Good! It will be. Email me: [email protected]